Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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