it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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