We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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