She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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