Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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