his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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