I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I smell stomach acid.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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