The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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