I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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