Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
