hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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