That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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