It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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