I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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