what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
