Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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