I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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