Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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