We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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