I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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