all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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