It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
