It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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