"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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