I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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