Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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