the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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