Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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