i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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