ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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