apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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