And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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