erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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