Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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