Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
