Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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