There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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