Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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