so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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