i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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