theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
