just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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