Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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