great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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