I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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