Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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