matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
My friends, they love my intelligence
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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