Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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