pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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