just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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