I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Come on in and take your pants off
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