escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
operation have a gay friend backfired
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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