Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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