I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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